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one time i was out for sushi with a friend and she never had it before and i told her the wasabi was mint ice cream and she ate it all at once and then stood up in the middle of the restaurant and started screaming

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That awkward moment when you fall unexpectedly
sometimesmk:

I just laughed so hard

whaitwat:

soundlyawake:

methcastle:

jinglebuffalo:

zatanmalik:

jinglebuffalo:

avenue47:

sylvanburningcenter:

a recipe sharing website called yumblr

a porn site called cumblr

a mattress site called slumblr

a site for dummies called dumblr

a percussion site called drumblr

a site for quiet people called mumblr

a site where you watch your entire life disintegrate in front of your very eyes called crumblr

a site where you watch your entire life disintegrate in front of your very eyes called Tumblr

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tyleroakley:

Su’s Anal Bum Party?
Count me in.
isawitinyoureyes:

Best. Fucking. Thing. In. My. Entire. Life.
this is why i love tumblr. no one in the outside world understands.
Creativity at its finest
dreamzsoforeign:

pennydreadfuljournal:

honeybesweet:

accordingtoabigail:

this is the best thing in the entire world. i’ve been looking for this gif to pop up on my dash forever hahahaha

OMFG IT’S A HAMBURGLAR

I CHOKED

HES REAAAAAAAL !!!

disruptedoriginal:

someone shopped the bike out of this .gif and I’m laughing so hard oh my god

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tennasea:

tennasea:

omg a spider just crawled inside my keyboard

don’t worry now, I’ve got him under ctrl

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fangirl-1derland:

In case you happened to miss it:

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hkangela:

some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time

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shagmestyles:

In grade 3 people used to bully me and call me donkey because apparently I looked like one and I would always reply with “Donkeys are cute therefore i’m cute!” And one day this kid was like, ” No donkeys are ugly creatures that poor people use for transportation” and I replied with “AT LEAST PEOPLE LIKE TO RIDE ME!” And my teacher started laughing and I didn’t know why until today because I just realized what I said omg

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wanktissue:

my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying 

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