one time i was out for sushi with a friend and she never had it before and i told her the wasabi was mint ice cream and she ate it all at once and then stood up in the middle of the restaurant and started screaming

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whaitwat:

soundlyawake:

methcastle:

jinglebuffalo:

zatanmalik:

jinglebuffalo:

avenue47:

sylvanburningcenter:

a recipe sharing website called yumblr

a porn site called cumblr

a mattress site called slumblr

a site for dummies called dumblr

a percussion site called drumblr

a site for quiet people called mumblr

a site where you watch your entire life disintegrate in front of your very eyes called crumblr

a site where you watch your entire life disintegrate in front of your very eyes called Tumblr

disruptedoriginal:

someone shopped the bike out of this .gif and I’m laughing so hard oh my god

tennasea:

tennasea:

omg a spider just crawled inside my keyboard

don’t worry now, I’ve got him under ctrl

fangirl-1derland:

In case you happened to miss it:

hkangela:

some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time

shagmestyles:

In grade 3 people used to bully me and call me donkey because apparently I looked like one and I would always reply with “Donkeys are cute therefore i’m cute!” And one day this kid was like, ” No donkeys are ugly creatures that poor people use for transportation” and I replied with “AT LEAST PEOPLE LIKE TO RIDE ME!” And my teacher started laughing and I didn’t know why until today because I just realized what I said omg

wanktissue:

my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying